I put it in my girlfriend, I'll have to fuck my sister, too, or she'll be offended

Really?! Did Kisankanna agree to a tee as well? 🤯

She wants to get fucked and her pussy won't stay in her underpants - this mama's gonna get it

Love sex is when she shakes with orgasms every minute

Honey, I'll do anything for a cum tonight, it's been a long time since I came on my face

Honey, you've never flowed like that from cheating - surely you love me?

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

See how tight it is? That's because you only fuck me in the anus

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

I dreamt that you fucked me. What are you looking at, put it in

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

I fucked a black woman! How did that happen? A girl just wouldn't let me...

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

I blackmailed her and she's already going after my dick herself

That's a rough mouth-fuck you got there, man. I'd rather bounce on my dick

The Asian girl asked me to put it in her mouth, but I put it in her ass so she could cum anally

The secret of a successful fmf - one squirted, fuck the other one the same way